it’s 2003, your name is susan, and you need a brand new vehicle ($30’000) to haul your overweight husband, three rowdy kids to soccer practice and golden retriever named bailey.

2003 nissan pathfinder LE; SOOO OUTDOORSY & ADVENTUROUS

2003 honda pilot EX-L; a dentists waiting room

2003 toyota sequoia; will hunt out gas stations for 300’000 miles

2003 chevy trailblazer LT: we support DETROIT in this family!

2003 dodge durango SLT; muscular and obnoxious, like your ex husband.

2003 ford explorer XLT; cliche. beige. AMERICAN BUILT.

2003 toyota highlander limited; oh my lanta it rides like a car!!1!1!

2003 jeep grand cherokee limited; this might fix robert’s testosterone

2003 chrysler town and country; sharon down the road loves hers!

2003 Oldsmobile silhouette GLS; fatal at 40 MPH, oh and boring.

2003 ford windstar SEL; the exact opposite of a midlife crisis. midlife pit of despair acceptance.

2003 honda odyssey EX-L; in ten years your son will hotbox this little vtec van that could

2003 mazda mpv ES; mazda makes a minivan?

2003 toyota sienna XLE; it’s basically broccoli. not what you want, but what you need.

you can’t afford a tahoe, as robert was recently demoted to assistant manager at the local chuck e cheese’s

by pit_vipars