You are driving through the streets of Pyongyang, North Korea when you see flashing red in your review mirror and ultimately this, what do you do?
by HiTork
Cars
You are driving through the streets of Pyongyang, North Korea when you see flashing red in your review mirror and ultimately this, what do you do?
by HiTork
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24 Comments
Pull over, and take your government mandated cocaine. Wait for the police officer to watch.
Die IM NOT GOING BACK TO THE LABOR CAMP THEY AINT TAKING ME
Unleash the freedom seeds!
Nothing because I’m Kim Jong Un himself I can do whatever the fuck I want
bow down to our glorious leader! He shall do no wrong, only I!
I see myself tossing all the kitschy propaganda shit I pilfered out the window as fast as I can.
these things must have a million miles on them
Gun it because the intermittent electrical problems will probably kick in mid chase
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it’s off to the re-education camp I go.
Bold of you to assume I own a car in NK
Tell them the 50’s want their flashing lights back.
Keep driving because it means my escort caught up to me.
‘They tried to make me go to. Rehab.
But I said no, no, no’
See if you can make it to the one mandated tourist hotel in Pyongyang. They’ll never find you there.
Take the tablet.
cyanide
Haul ass to the dmz
It’s OK – they know you because there are only a couple dozen cars on the road in Pyongyang,
If I am driving through the streets of Pyongyang then I am either a party member or the daughter of a party member and not subject to the laws that suppress the people. Being pulled over is not a thing that happens unless you betray the party and if you have a car then there is a very low chance that you will betray the party because having a car is itself a luxury.
Reach into my wallet to get my bribe dollars. If I’m driving in HK I’m privileged AF cuz nobody owns a car unless they were elites.
jesus. they just rattlecanned the markings on the door, didn’t they?
Gun it off a pier.
Guess I’ll just die 🤷♂️
If you’re driving in North Korea you’re likely a member of the class that doesn’t get sent to camps. Either you’re about to be executed or you get to play the ‘do you know who I am’ card and have the officers sent to the camps or executed.