90s FR FTW. Much of it is old person or traditional American, but you like a little JDM every now and then.
Responsible-Ebb-8820
I LIKE VOLUPTUOUS WOMEN. MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN BROTHER.
olddogbigtruck
You’re 39-47 and your grandparents weren’t divorced but your parents were.
Peking-Cuck
You’re doing your best but your step-kids still don’t respect you.
dav1nni
You love blown out suspension
AwwYeahVTECKickedIn
You don’t like to feel potholes.
Abraxas_1408
1. You like land yachts.
2. You get a colonoscopy once a year.
3. You buy unreliable cars that’s why you’ve had 8 of them.
invol713
You like the fine-ish things in life.
Anteater_Reasonable
You are an AARP member and love an early bird buffet special.
Dj_Simon
Alright Grandpa, let’s get you to bed.
Cucktoberfest69
You like ‘em thick
BikeDee7
How dare you leave the Oldsmobile Aurora off this list.
Studleyhungwellz
You’re around 95.
ilovecanadasomuch
*taste in boats
ilovecanadasomuch
I miss the V8 American big sedans
StupidUserNameTooLon
You get 88% off your birthday dinner at Abdow’s Big Boy.
No-Vanilla8956
Oh man the bubble Taurus? Really?
I had one and they were utter shit.
Now the Regal…. That was a slick car.
SoCal_Duck
You do all of your driving on roads with no curves.
Headstar24
Assisted living.
Oshawott51
I’ve owned, want to own, or at least driven most of the cars on this list.
Deathstrike1986
That you like soap
UnlinealHand
You like cars made for people that were old in 1995 but have a lot of potential to either be very nice to drive or very fast in a straight line. If you’re under 30 you’ll probably try to put a 50 shot of nitrous through one of these rolling beige behemoths and sail it through a guardrail into a drainage ditch. By the grace of our lord and savior, Ralph Nader, you will have been minimally injured, and when your mom asks what happened to grandmas car you’ll say it was stolen at a party.
exa100101
Your taste is amazing.
We’d get along
Thatguyeatingcheetos
You can rock a mean pair of air monarchs.
KippChips
You like grandpa luxury
justaBB6
you should look into MN12 Cougars and T-Birds ~~so that mine holds value~~
MotorChemists
HOW WAS THE PROSTATE REMOVAL JIM GIVE BERTHA AND YOUR CHILDREN MY LOVE ALYSSA ADD MILK TO THE GROCERY LIST
Legitimate-Party3672
WE GIVE UP WHAT?
preludehaver
When you’re not busy complaining about the darn kids these days you’re probably complaining about how expensive a hip replacement is
Extension_Status_711
You like comfort and just enough power
atomikgoogie
You like granny porn
RandmoCrystal
MARK 8 LETS GOOOO
WizGho
You like ‘em luxurious, big, and to make a bold statement.
Norway777
you’re a blob enthusiast, check out the Ford Falcon E series models, you’ll probably love them.
Benelenium
You strongly believe the most important tool in car design is a blowtorch
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38 Comments
You’ve taken your metamucil today.
You wish it was 1997
90s FR FTW. Much of it is old person or traditional American, but you like a little JDM every now and then.
I LIKE VOLUPTUOUS WOMEN. MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN BROTHER.
You’re 39-47 and your grandparents weren’t divorced but your parents were.
You’re doing your best but your step-kids still don’t respect you.
You love blown out suspension
You don’t like to feel potholes.
1. You like land yachts.
2. You get a colonoscopy once a year.
3. You buy unreliable cars that’s why you’ve had 8 of them.
You like the fine-ish things in life.
You are an AARP member and love an early bird buffet special.
Alright Grandpa, let’s get you to bed.
You like ‘em thick
How dare you leave the Oldsmobile Aurora off this list.
You’re around 95.
*taste in boats
I miss the V8 American big sedans
You get 88% off your birthday dinner at Abdow’s Big Boy.
Oh man the bubble Taurus? Really?
I had one and they were utter shit.
Now the Regal…. That was a slick car.
You do all of your driving on roads with no curves.
Assisted living.
I’ve owned, want to own, or at least driven most of the cars on this list.
That you like soap
You like cars made for people that were old in 1995 but have a lot of potential to either be very nice to drive or very fast in a straight line. If you’re under 30 you’ll probably try to put a 50 shot of nitrous through one of these rolling beige behemoths and sail it through a guardrail into a drainage ditch. By the grace of our lord and savior, Ralph Nader, you will have been minimally injured, and when your mom asks what happened to grandmas car you’ll say it was stolen at a party.
Your taste is amazing.
We’d get along
You can rock a mean pair of air monarchs.
You like grandpa luxury
you should look into MN12 Cougars and T-Birds ~~so that mine holds value~~
HOW WAS THE PROSTATE REMOVAL JIM GIVE BERTHA AND YOUR CHILDREN MY LOVE ALYSSA ADD MILK TO THE GROCERY LIST
WE GIVE UP WHAT?
When you’re not busy complaining about the darn kids these days you’re probably complaining about how expensive a hip replacement is
You like comfort and just enough power
You like granny porn
MARK 8 LETS GOOOO
You like ‘em luxurious, big, and to make a bold statement.
you’re a blob enthusiast, check out the Ford Falcon E series models, you’ll probably love them.
You strongly believe the most important tool in car design is a blowtorch
That we should be friends