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Looking to join a political or religious cult and I want an automotive canvas for free expression that gives me credibility with the cult and outsiders, what should I choose?

Looking to join a political or religious cult and I want an automotive canvas for free expression that gives me credibility with the cult and outsiders, what should I choose?

by 1DownFourUp

12 Comments

  1. Biscuits4u2

    That’s the thing about cults man, outsiders aren’t going to respect you.

  2. Brilliant-Jaguar-784

    You need a 20 year old white windowless van. Put your strange messages on the side with a mix of sharpie and stick-on mailbox letter set.

  3. The old motorhome in photo 11 is your best bet. It can even bring the whole congregation!

  4. I_amnotanonion

    The white S10 minus the homemade camper top is perfect. All the utility of a compact pickup with the anonymity of a white S10. Plus, reliability is good and parts are cheap which is great because your bank account will have already been commandeered by your leader

  5. imyourhostlanceboyle

    These are all different flavors of cult from all over the spectrum and I love it.

  6. DriedUpSquid

    Just drive past a Pentecostal church and see what’s in the parking lot.

  7. Boa-in-a-bowl

    If you’re gonna do that you’re gonna have to go for the classic- a 1960s Volkswagen Type 2 van

  8. Of those, Vanagon, RV or the Chevrolet PTcruiser thing

  9. I think the ecoline or avalanche would be appropriate

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