Cars

What do my dream cars say about me?

Saab 900 turbo
Audi sport quattro
Bugatti EB110
Crosley Farm-O-Road
Jeep Grand Wagoneer
Subaru Baja
Subaru BRAT
Holden HSV Maloo
Volvo 1800ES

by thelastohioan2112

15 Comments

  1. mrjoepete

    You and I share a lot of the same ones. I like your style.

  2. HighFiveKoala

    Your parents bought you the good expensive Lego sets

  3. BelongingsintheYard

    You like utility and you would have a purple dildo shift knob in the saab. (You have identical taste to a friend of mine.)

  4. Ok-Poet1817

    The first 3 are cars are from my childhood. I remember that Bugatti before the Veyron or any of the crazy ones they make now. There was bubblegum my dad bought and in the pack you got a picture of a different car each time. The EB 110 was one of them.
    Great taste. The Wagoneer did surprise me a little bit.

  5. wanker_wanking

    He’s just like me fr, except just do the first 3 and add on a Subaru xt turbo and a Toyota century

  6. thelastohioan2112

    If it helps, heres why i like them:
    Saab 900: Its swedish. Its also soft-spoken, it dosnt need a massive spoiler or fancy bodywork to say that its fast, it puts utility above looks and for that i love it.
    Audi Quattro: I have something of a soft spot for ‘80s and AWD cars. This satisfies both immensely. I also spent hours driving it in Forza Horizon 1 which helped me fall in love with it. Its a shame they only made this body style for a few short years, the one that came after looks like it was hit over the head with a frying pan upon birth.
    Bugatti EB110: AWD. A tiny quad-turbo V12. Headlights from a nissan. Whats not to love? Also drove it a ton in FH1.
    Crosley Farm-O-Road: a tiny jeep from ohio with a bunch of ridiculous add-ons that was made for people who need both a tractor and a car but were too poor to afford both. Itd be criminal not to love this adorable little bastard.
    Grand Wagoneer: i already waxed poetic about it in another comment, but it scratches that ‘80s and AWD itch perfectly.
    Subaru Baja: i have been a subaru fan and a ute fan since i first found out about those two things. I am surprised i did not find out i was bisexual until i was 17.
    Subaru BRAT: scratches the subaru, ute, AWD, and ‘80s itches all at once. Id also like to one day attach a rocket to the bed seats of one of these and launch my most hated neighbor into the stratosphere with my homemade ejection seat
    Holden Maloo: its australian. I fell in love the instant i saw Top Gear cover it.
    Volvo 1800ES: Its Swedish. The P1800 is a thing of beauty. But a station wagon version? Thats a gift from god.

  7. jerzey4life

    You like your cars like you like your employers, questionable and seemingly dysfunctional.

    In all seriousness though I love the collection. I’m very similar in having tastes around the spectrum of autos.

    You had me with the 110. And the Waggoner 🤌

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