your running from cops in the worst possible car: Do you choose the piss yellow crosstek, the piss yellow ram 1500, a bright green v6 challenger, or a straight piped g37?
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your running from cops in the worst possible car: Do you choose the piss yellow crosstek, the piss yellow ram 1500, a bright green v6 challenger, or a straight piped g37?
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G37
Nothing will beat the half destroyed prius from a few days ago
Crosstrek in case I need to go off-road, or if I get a dog and granola, while being chased
If your piss is anywhere near the shade of that Ram, buddy, you got problems.
Straight piped g37, at least you stand a chance of blending in to traffic looks wise
Crosstrek AWD baby!
How the hell is the G37 a bad car to get off on like bruh you buy this shit on Facebook it gonna come with Bow in the trunk…I swear
You need to see a doctor 😭
what color do you think that truck is again?
Does it burn when you pee?
r/HydroHomies would be disappointed in your dehydrated ass if your piss was the colour of that RAM.
As an owner of a V6 Challenger, I’ve gotta go with what I know. The color is absolutely the worst part about it, but a few cans of black matte spray paint could fix that, in theory.
I’m picking the g37 so I can blend in with all of the other people dumb enough to drive one
The Challengers V6 is almost like a driving aid, can’t go fast enough to crash.
The cops Durango’s are electronically limited at the exact same speed.
So turn up some tunes and enjoy your freedom for as long as that gas tank lasts.
I kinda like the color of that Crosstrek. Maybe I can veer off road and lose the cops in the woods.
The Challenger. Bright colored cars are magnets for cops.
Whatever will let me go fast enough to make hitting a tree fatal.
That Ram isn’t piss colored friend-o you might be dying
The truck. Where I’m at is very rural, and the cops only have cars, no SUVs. All I gotta do is go off-road.
That’s orange 🍊
Cross Trek. Cop cars can’t cut across parks and undeveloped fields.
The worst one would be the orange RAM. It’s an exuberant color, big, robust and slow. The best chances would be the G37 even though it’s loud. It’s enough to outrun and outlandle the police.
So the options are either
– super slow but small and AWD
– slow, but heavy and AWD
– 2WD and high Vis, but medium speed
– Unstealthy, 2WD, gets stuck on steep curbs, but pretty fast
Maybe take the RAM or the because it can at least push some cop cars away and jump curbs?
Or the G37 try to make some distance between you and the cops, then bail out and blend in with others on foot?
v6 challenger, probably the quickest tbh
the ram of course. big v8 + body on frame is exactly what you want to bully the cops into submission.
The G37 blends in with suburban traffic the most. The others are all gaudy neon shades, while a white coupe/sedan is probably the most common thing on the road today. Obviously the straight pipes are a dead giveaway from a sound perspective, but if you lay off the hard accelerations you have a better chance in urban environments.
Also, just drive through neighborhoods with lots of teenagers and you’ll get lost in the sea of fartcan Hondas, Nissans, and Mitsubishis.
Ram, I can atleast go off the beaten path and get covered in mud to hide the ugly paint