Electric Cars

I’m Tired of Ugly Futuristic Car Designs…



I’m Tired of Ugly Futuristic Car Designs…Ohhhh, look how futuristic this is, I tried less, deleted a lot of features, then locked it behind a paywall. Yeah so futuristic. Kiss my effing butt. The Future of Cars…is to go back. Whether it’s Neo-Classic Motorcycles, Remastered Video Games, or Retro Styling, the market has shown time and time again, some of the best appealing products, have already existed and simply need an update in hardware, polish, and repackaged in a manner where the new generation can appreciate it.
Make cars still look like cars. I’m sick of this trend to make the dumbest looking oversized kitchen appliance. You know things are bad when Hyundai of all companies, has got it going. I hate that if you lower an Ioniq, it actually looks pretty cool and if they made a smaller hatchback version, it’d sell like hotcakes. The N-Vision is stunning, passionate, and brings some soul, even if masquerading, like I said. Whisk me away, ease me into the upcoming pain. If we’re going electric, delude me. Delude the already schizophrenic me, more than my abilify can drown, while dopamine can still arrive.

I ain’t posting the full script cuz some journalist MF might just copy paste it into their article, knowing full well they ain’t got schizo and abilify. Ayo now go listen to Rise Against Injection and hit me with some deep nostalgia straight through my veins.

Y’all might be the last generation alive, to truly understand the drive…
I made this video cause I was bored tbh. I’m pretty sure at least 10% of the braindead balmungs who come across it, may think I’m hating Electric or supporting gas and miss the message entirely. Which is to stop making Electric cars so dang ugly. I’ll buy them when they look better.

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