Background info:
I’m a 23 year old guy. I do consider myself a car enthusiast, and I prefer German cars.
The 2000 Regal GS was my first car. It was given to me after my great-grandmother passed away. I drove it from 2019 until 2022, when it was totaled by a drunk driver.
The grey 2009 Smart Fortwo I bought myself. I bought it in early 2023 and drove it for about a year until it got totaled, also by a drunk driver.
The blue 2016 Smart Fortwo I bought earlier this month and is my current car.
by Gullible-Ad-426
11 Comments
Thick but short penis
You have no friends.
Not everything is bigger in Texas.
Lame
I saw a Buick and initially wanted to commend you, but then I read it. Sorry, not today.
Totally weak
Dude put a lift kit on that fortwo and bigger tires
Drunk Driver Magnet?
You went long and then you realized the LONG LYFE is not for you.
You used to date fat chicks, but now you’re gay?
You feel the need to seek validation on the internet but aren’t smart enough to choose the correct subreddit so you pick the one about a YouTube channel