Any beat-up vehicle where you can see bags, clothes, any “carbage” stacked up to the windows or higher.
Anteater_Reasonable
Dodge Journey
Flat_Cress3856
Nissan Altima, hands down.
extrvnced
Charger/Chrysler 300
1GloFlare
Toyota Camry with a bumper delete
Rollin_Soul_O
Top 3
1. Nissan Altima
2. Oldsmobile Alero
3. Pontiac Bonneville
SanMotorsLTD
nissan altima or any 2000s-2010s pontiac sedan thats not a g8
Desperate_Leg-
In my area almost every GM car that’s 10+ years old looks like it’s been rode hard and put up wet. That is, EXCEPT for the guy a few blocks from me who has a bright orange Grand Prix on like, 21s. It’s ridiculous but it’s clean.
Non-GM competitors for trashy trash award: Altima, Charger, Patriot.
chrissie_watkins
Any Nissan.
Orange1027
Pontiac Grand Prix,2000s Chevy Impala, Chevy Cavalier/Cobalt/Aveo, Saturn of any sort. Also Dodge Neons, Stratus, Intrepids. Some fords of a similar vintage like the Taurus but Ford’s seem to be less trashy than GM and Mopar products at least locally.
Tldr: Any Big 3 small/mid-sized car from 15-20 years ago that’s beat up. all mostly meth/crackhead cars.
DistructoDisc
Drives great tho
handymanshandle
Kia Optima
Beast__Master64
dodge avenger. every one i see is completely beat.
MotoMeow217
2nd gen Dodge Durango.
No one buys one because they wanted one. You have one because either you couldn’t afford anything else or you inherited it somehow.
Gullible-Ad-426
Any RAM truck.
Such-Comfortable-118
Any late model, highly-depreciated “luxury SUV”, Navigator, Escalade, Yukon, X5, Cayenne etc. Half the electronics don’t work, air suspension has left the chat, leather ripped and torn, and they may or may not be making monthly payments on the rims.
Ain’t nobody fooled by your rolling pile.
OCCAMINVESTIGATOR
The Mercury Mistress.
*Trashy but sassy*
QOVFEFE
Old, raggedy luxury vehicles.
Zealousideal_Sir_264
Ten year old bmw. Homeboy just got his taxes. He’s really proud of it. Unfortunately, he bought it at a buy here pay here, and once the oil pump gives out it’s gonna sit on his lawn for 3 years.
Electrical-Ad1288
Dodge Neon
Turbulent_Gene_7567
Netherlands: -Any Seat
-Mercedes A class and CLA, always a base engine with AMG package and panoramic roof.
-Old BMW, mainly 1 series, 3 series sedan and coupe. Also 5 series sedan.
-Saab 9-3, surprisingly. It’s just trash people disguised as academic people in those cars. Trash drivers that don’t give any room and have to beat you to the traffic light, even if it’s the last thing they’ll do.
BJoe1976
Anything painted primer grey as well big bumper Camaros (like the Michael Bay Bumblebee).
Notfoo4
2004+ Grand Prix
RoookSkywokkah
V6 Chargers and Challengers…especially with “loud” exhausts!
and of course the Nissan Altima.
Roland_Moorweed
Nissan Altima, doesn’t matter what year
Mr_Rum_Ham
98 Pontiac sunfire
OneCaterpillar6587
All BMW the people who drive them are either huge douche bags or crazy
Time-Bite-6839
Apparently all the cars nobody hears about
ValericoZynski
Anything from a Nissan dealer.
wolf_remington
Nissan Versa, Sentra, Altima, Rogue, and Murano
rhymeswititch
Pontiac Grand Prix, Chevy Cavalier, ‘90s T-Bird…
CurrentOk2695
2nd gen dodge Durango (slightly less trashy if it’s the rebadged Chrysler Aspen), Chevy Aveo, 1st gen Hyundai Tucson, and the ford windstar.
Adventurous-Cheek-11
Early 2000s Buck LeSabers are like the official car of heroin addiction
GHavenSound
Not that Chevy, it’s working class not lazy trash
tlimbert65
People shi!t on those Impalas, but I’ve always kind of liked them. Sure, they’re fleet queens, but they have kind of a practical elegance about them.
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Any beat-up vehicle where you can see bags, clothes, any “carbage” stacked up to the windows or higher.
Dodge Journey
Nissan Altima, hands down.
Charger/Chrysler 300
Toyota Camry with a bumper delete
Top 3
1. Nissan Altima
2. Oldsmobile Alero
3. Pontiac Bonneville
nissan altima or any 2000s-2010s pontiac sedan thats not a g8
In my area almost every GM car that’s 10+ years old looks like it’s been rode hard and put up wet. That is, EXCEPT for the guy a few blocks from me who has a bright orange Grand Prix on like, 21s. It’s ridiculous but it’s clean.
Non-GM competitors for trashy trash award: Altima, Charger, Patriot.
Any Nissan.
Pontiac Grand Prix,2000s Chevy Impala, Chevy Cavalier/Cobalt/Aveo, Saturn of any sort. Also Dodge Neons, Stratus, Intrepids. Some fords of a similar vintage like the Taurus but Ford’s seem to be less trashy than GM and Mopar products at least locally.
Tldr: Any Big 3 small/mid-sized car from 15-20 years ago that’s beat up. all mostly meth/crackhead cars.
Drives great tho
Kia Optima
dodge avenger. every one i see is completely beat.
2nd gen Dodge Durango.
No one buys one because they wanted one. You have one because either you couldn’t afford anything else or you inherited it somehow.
Any RAM truck.
Any late model, highly-depreciated “luxury SUV”, Navigator, Escalade, Yukon, X5, Cayenne etc. Half the electronics don’t work, air suspension has left the chat, leather ripped and torn, and they may or may not be making monthly payments on the rims.
Ain’t nobody fooled by your rolling pile.
The Mercury Mistress.
*Trashy but sassy*
Old, raggedy luxury vehicles.
Ten year old bmw. Homeboy just got his taxes. He’s really proud of it. Unfortunately, he bought it at a buy here pay here, and once the oil pump gives out it’s gonna sit on his lawn for 3 years.
Dodge Neon
Netherlands:
-Any Seat
-Mercedes A class and CLA, always a base engine with AMG package and panoramic roof.
-Old BMW, mainly 1 series, 3 series sedan and coupe. Also 5 series sedan.
-Saab 9-3, surprisingly. It’s just trash people disguised as academic people in those cars. Trash drivers that don’t give any room and have to beat you to the traffic light, even if it’s the last thing they’ll do.
Anything painted primer grey as well big bumper Camaros (like the Michael Bay Bumblebee).
2004+ Grand Prix
V6 Chargers and Challengers…especially with “loud” exhausts!
and of course the Nissan Altima.
Nissan Altima, doesn’t matter what year
98 Pontiac sunfire
All BMW the people who drive them are either huge douche bags or crazy
Apparently all the cars nobody hears about
Anything from a Nissan dealer.
Nissan Versa, Sentra, Altima, Rogue, and Murano
Pontiac Grand Prix, Chevy Cavalier, ‘90s T-Bird…
2nd gen dodge Durango (slightly less trashy if it’s the rebadged Chrysler Aspen), Chevy Aveo, 1st gen Hyundai Tucson, and the ford windstar.
Early 2000s Buck LeSabers are like the official car of heroin addiction
Not that Chevy, it’s working class not lazy trash
People shi!t on those Impalas, but I’ve always kind of liked them. Sure, they’re fleet queens, but they have kind of a practical elegance about them.
Dodge Charger V6
Chrysler 300
Cybertruck 100%