A ‘65 White Mustang, a ‘67 Dodge Dart, an ‘86 BMW 3 Series, a 2002 Ford Explorer, and a 2007 Jeep Wrangler
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Describe my Mom’s car history
A ‘65 White Mustang, a ‘67 Dodge Dart, an ‘86 BMW 3 Series, a 2002 Ford Explorer, and a 2007 Jeep Wrangler
by FaZeLuckyBoy
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She bought the SUV after you were born.
You are 55 years old
Her car taste peaked at her first car.
Serious MILF energy
Can def tell when she had kids lol
She went backwards 🙁
She got the wrangler because she wanted an suv with at least a little bit of personality and flair.
Bruh, her first 3 vehicles are impeccable. Bet she wishes she still had them.
It’s so easy to see when she fell from grace. Fucking hell, went from a well handling E30 to the letdown machine by comparison of an Explorer.
Now she’s trying to play the role of another quirky Jeep girl with the Wrangler.
I guess with what kinds of vehicles are readily available these days the Jeep is something interesting if overly played out these days.
Incredibly cool until the SUVs
She’s a late boomer or early Gen X
Cool car, cool car, first kid, baby factory’s open for business, MLM work car.
Evolution of a female driver. Young, young and sexy, then professional, then soccer Mom, then Freeeedom once your 🫏 left home. Wooohooo!
She was doing great until she got the Exploder.
She had a great life until she got pregnant
She definitely became a mom
Your mom aged gracefully 👍
She was the coolest mom on the block. And then regressed.
One classy lady right there.
She’s batting 4/5
Bricks
Fell off
White boomer lady.
All downhill from a very cool hill
Your mom’s car history started strong, and then it deteriorated.
She was doing OK but then absolutely blew it with the “Just Empty Every Pocket” why didn’t she just keep the Explorer??
The weather and roads must have gotten worse over the years
Your mom is hot
Can I have her number?
Thirsty! Needs people to look at her.
She likes circular halogen reflectors in her headlights. Minus the Explorer, circular headlights entirely.
Is she single?