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Your Uber says he’s driving a Malibu, but shows up in this. What’s about to go down?


Your Uber says he’s driving a Malibu, but shows up in this. What’s about to go down?

by 1DownFourUp

29 Comments

  1. A comfortable ride to wherever you’re going.

  2. Wageslave645

    The driver is going to ask you to roll down the rear window, then laugh hysterically as you try to find the window crank/switch.

  3. Legitimate_Life_1926

    I’m in love with the Uber Driver in that case

  4. Biscuits4u2

    I’d assume it was someone who wanted to kidnap me and hold me for ransom.

  5. kicksomedicks

    The fastest possible trip to my destination.

  6. idontlikeyou85

    Whatever would happen if Joe Dirt was an Uber driver.

  7. JaredUnzipped

    The accelerator and your life expectancy.

  8. RoseWould

    Shit. Shit’s about to go down. You in?

  9. YT_RandomGamer01

    Do they have sbc 350 in the trunk that we are gonna swap out 400 miles from home because the 305 blew up?

  10. DALESR4EVER124

    But you get in and notice the roll cage and the funny looking shifter…

  11. flibbidygibbit

    It’s about to be repossessed. The bounty on the car is twenty thousand dollars.

  12. TheKiltedYaksman71

    Meth. Meth is about to go down.

  13. Juanzilla17

    We’re going to go race against a Viper in a subdivision that’s being built.

  14. namedonelettere

    All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ

  15. Endless_Sedition

    At least he didn’t show up in a panel van

  16. Zealousideal_Sir_264

    He’s gonna hand you his weed vape, and you are going to cruise to your destination at 100+mph (due to the wicked turbo LS swap) to some really dope underground EDM.

  17. BoboliBurt

    It appears you ordered an Uber to a remote access road. Clearly the algorithm worked

  18. Wooden_Ad6947

    He gets all the compliments and I ask if I can drive

  19. surplus_steve

    I’m about to spend my trip bench racing

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