Cars

It’s current day your trapped in a homeless encampment in Oakland California and you need a car to escape what do you pick?

2003 Lincoln Town car signature: its currently being used as housing by 4 homeless men the interior is completely destroyed the rear passenger side suspension is shot runs though.

2000 Buick century: it’s been vandalized, the interior is stained and its missing all of the door panels.

2012 Chevy Tahoe: it’s been stolen probably from some kid acting like a like he doesn’t live on daddy’s money, it’s being used as a blockade and one of the rims has been replaced with a donut driver window and back window are gone.

2013 Kia Sorento: it’s parked in a play structure in the far side of the encampment, it appeared relatively recently and still has most of its parts only the it’s missing is the passenger mirror and the the back seat is gone.

2007 Chevy aveo: it’s been hit and the backseat is filled with to the brim with trash and the car has is bug infested. You’ve seen it drive.

2008 Cadillac DTS: it looks to be a former grandpa car, the interior is mainly gone minus the driver seat and carpet which is stained and is littered with cigarette butts.

2009 dodge caravan: it’s currently being used as supporting beam for a structure, the motor has a knock and the driver taillight is missing.

1999 Plymouth breeze: it’s been awhile since you’ve seen one, the car has crashed through an old Winnebago, it’s currently idling in the whats left of the motor home, there’s a screw driver jabbed in the ignition.

2010 Nissan Altima: it definitely has Big Altima energy, the previous owner spray painted the hubcaps on the passenger side bright pink and the interior smells of weed. Cars also missing it’s muffler.

2014 BMW X1: it has a old washed up family sticker on the back window, the passenger side has been sideswiped and the rear passenger door is missing.

2001 Ford mustang convertible: it looks to have been used in a street take over. The quarter panel is dented on both sides and the rear tires are bald missing the dash and gauges. But runs with a some smoke coming out of the exhaust.

2010 Ford f150: it’s used to be a work truck at some point, The tools have long since been stolen and the car has manual everything. Missing all the glass.

2019 Hyundai sonata: newest car here, the car was stolen during the Kia/Hyundai trend on tik tok. The interior is mainly stripped but there is 100s of vape cartridges still in it and you’ve seen it run before.

1979 Chevy nova: it’s the oldest car here, the car looks like it hasn’t been touched in 30 or so years according to the tags on the plates, it’s relatively rusted though.

2015 Toyota Prius: there’s not much left of it but it runs and drives but a homeless man is currently living in it missing all the interior except one seat and the rear is filled with scrap metal.

by Entire_Asparagus_575

20 Comments

  1. Lower_Kick268

    Prolly the 2010 F150, missing all the glass is a pretty minor issue if it runs and drives well. Manual should keep it from getting stolen for the moment.

  2. koreanforzaboi

    Going with sonata, I need to escape here and it runs and I saw that? Gonna get that real quick

  3. Expert_Mad

    The Nova. Worked on a race car version and was shocked at how easy it was to get to run and keep it running. Also was super comfortable even with a cage and with the custom 350 making 500hp (it was built in 1994 impressive for then) and 4.56 gear set it was a rocket ship.

  4. therevolutionaryJB

    Town car or the caddie we only ride in style

  5. KaBurns

    That Nissan looks brand new off the lot, I’d take that one.

  6. LarryCarnoldJr

    r/regularcarreviews don’t be racist challenge 2024 (impossible)

  7. No-Heron5607

    The real question is which is the last car you want to be driving 😂

  8. One_Evil_Monkey

    “Trapped in a homeless encampment in Oakland, CA”

    So…. basically you just mean… Oakland.

    ’79 Nova.

    Simplist of the bunch… and if it has a 350 SBC with a THM350 transmission there are parts galore practically anywhere.

    Easiest to get and keep running with minimal tools. The SBC/THM350 combo are nearly bulletproof.

  9. ImInBeastmodeOG

    Yeah, if you take the mustang or Altima you have a higher risk of both an accident or being pulled over on suspicion of having stolen it.

    I’m going Kia but stealing a new backseat first. I have to sleep on that.

  10. 1551MadLad

    More like escaping ANYWHERE in california, I’d pick anything that runs

  11. davidwal83

    F 150 because if it’s a long journey. Our group can raid parts stores to keep it going to our freedom in Canada.

  12. NoLevel7995

    I’d take the Kia sorento. They run forever even without regular maintenance, like an oil change (don’t ask me how I know) and you legally only need a drivers side mirror anyway. I don’t need a backseat because I’m not bringing anyone with me when I bail in the night.

  13. MR_zapiekanka

    Buick century , Cadillac DTS or Mustang mk4

  14. Useful-Turnip5856

    This post is so depressing 😅

  15. Traditional_Key_763

    we know the tahoe doesn’t have any gas so you’re probably taking the kia

  16. FursonaNonGrata

    The Century. My friend has one that is beat to shit but has 560,000 miles and runs and drives like it’s new.

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