Cars

I never make these kind of post, but I really want to be roasted for my car history.

(In this order with the fusion being my current car)

by amamartin999

45 Comments

  1. sachertortereform

    lol I love the Buick grille bars that’s fun

  2. HighFiveKoala

    Your taste in cars is the same as Hertz and Enterprise

  3. Delicious-Shift-184

    I bet you’re the type of person that drives.

  4. Nanamagari1989

    truly a motorist, maybe a commuter even.

  5. louisvuittondon29

    Truly the most post of all time on this sub.

  6. iseward01

    I’ve been watching too much top gear, I immediately thought Mondeo when I saw the Fusion 😂

  7. nZephyrus

    Yooo I’ve never seen a more default selection of cars. You sir truly own one of the cars of all time. Congrats.

  8. idontlikeyou85

    These vehicles are for people who think a glass of ice water is too spicy. Cars for people whose favorite color is Beige.

    I can’t continue, I’m falling asleep looking at these.

  9. Eatmorechips44

    I can’t hate for the mondeo since I own one myself all be it the mk3

  10. sourgrapekate

    You’re a glutton for a specific form of American car punishment.

  11. The Rendesvous might be even uglier than the Aztek

  12. WWGHIAFTC

    So you’ve hit rock bottom and looking for help. OK.

  13. Lordrandall

    It takes you 3 times as long to find your car in the rental lot.

  14. _iamacat

    Ford! Buick! Ford! Buick! Is your next car a Buick?

  15. vision_proamd

    Those buicks are the two ugliest cars ever made

  16. chewiedev

    I’ll bet you ride a bike with your mouth open in the shape of these ugly grills

  17. Shadow_System696

    Is there a special trim of Encore that comes with the 3 colored strips on the grill?

  18. Far_Fly8036

    love the way the fusion looks. wish they still made it.

  19. DSC9000

    Oh, these are your *actual* cars?

    I thought you owned a Land Rover and these were just photos of the loaner cars you drove while it was permanently in the shop.

  20. BabyYodaIsGod42069

    You’re a rental car company.

  21. DiamondBlazer42

    I keep forgetting how much the fusion looks like the ford mondeo.
    They’re the same car aren’t they?

  22. slowburro

    You love American cars, just not good ones

  23. PandorasFlame1

    Is that a Fiesta or Focus hatchback? Also, nice Fusion. My first car was a 2011 Fusion I bought in 2012 for $10k with 10k miles. I drove it all the way to 99,998mi. I also leased a 2017 Fusion. Love them! My 2018 Optima LS very much reminds me of my 2011 Fusion.

  24. carlcig6669420

    This screams I am from the Midwest but not Illinois.

  25. i_Cant_get_right

    My grandma and you have similar taste

  26. signalfaradayfromme

    I like how everyone is being so polite because you asked to be roasted lol

  27. Lentils28

    The automotive version of a “skippable cutscene”

  28. MY5T3RYY

    Never seen an equivalent to m-grille stripes on a buick

  29. alexlikespizza

    Truly an a person who goes from point A to point B

  30. toe_knee

    At the Dealer: “Ya I like cars I guess, but I’m mostly interested in your interest rates and financing options. Specifically for people with bad credit, thanks.”

  31. TRDisrespect

    I bet you’re a former and current vehicle owner.

  32. PYSHINATOR

    There is a non-zero chance that you’ve actively searched for a full-length Landau vinyl roof for all 4 of those.

  33. thefunk123

    Just wondering what the deal is with the bmw m badging on the red Buick entree or whatever its called

  34. OpinionMuch6056

    From young girl car to grandmacar then back and forth

  35. siege342

    I also drove a Rendezvous while attending Clemson. Needless to say I didn’t laid much.

    Fun fact, same platform as the Aztec.

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