Describe this owner’s ideal first date

10 Comments

1. 

   ajslideways 2 hours ago

   Taking it in the ass from Kari Lake with a diesel powered strap on.

   Oh, sorry, I saw the plate and thought this was r/phoenix, that reference may be a little too local.

2. 

   robbycough 2 hours ago

   Ax throwing.

3. 

   richardfitserwell 2 hours ago

   36 light beers. Scream at his date, make her buy dinner then get a dui on the way home

4. 

   Bigtitsnmuhface 2 hours ago

   Lets
   Fight
   The
   Drummer
   Later
   You
   Fuck

5. 

   AlivePassenger3859 2 hours ago

   Fellating DJT.

6. 

   LimpMathematician247 2 hours ago

   Trump rally with a thicc girl, both wearing cowboy gear while conveniently ignoring cowboy culture descends from Mexican vaquero culture…

7. 

   jonheese 1 hour ago

   I’m a little slow, but I assume the plate means something? Anybody wanna help me out?

8. 

   Much_Box996 1 hour ago

   He meets a twink and is a power bottom.

9. 

   BabyYodaIsGod42069 1 hour ago

   Trump rally.

10. 

    p_Cu 1 hour ago

    picking her up from highschool and taking her to the bar