You like to see your vehicle in every single movie from the eighties
Trougius
You are a working man. It’s the old school handyman’s whip
AngryMillenialGuy
You just need to do this last job. After this, you go straight.
OutrageousTime4868
That you like other people’s kids a little too much
Wasecha4739
I can count on you having a roll of duct tape
Comfortable_Gain1308
You’ll be a felon, soon ?
IWasBannedYesterday
Grape van
pootoopoo
Don’t gotta say anything. You have the right to remain silent
slightlytoomoldy
There is, in fact, no free candy.
LargeMerican
You fuck big-time.
Technical-Seat-9407
Buffalo p_Cu
technobrendo
You have a quaalude connect from S Africa that everyone is jealous of
logobruh
You may eat people.
Pumarealjaeger
you’re on a watch list
MatsGry
Puppies inside!
number__ten
You bought a truck without the truck tax. Hopefully.
GTHero90
You live down by the river
seanx50
You have puppies to lure children
drosmi
Hoping you have a dirt bike or two in the back. That’d be cool
VegasTechGuy
Human trafficking for sure
SebVettelstappen
Parents with children will hold their hand if they see your car parked by the side of the road
GlassClass1198
HEY! There’s no candy or puppies in here🧐 uh oh
Admiral_BJ
You’re a single dad and former major league baseball player who strives to raise your daughter outside of the hectic nature of New York City and relocates her to Fairfield, Connecticut where you work as a live-in housekeeper for a single advertising executive.
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That you’ve got free candy.
You like to see your vehicle in every single movie from the eighties
You are a working man. It’s the old school handyman’s whip
You just need to do this last job. After this, you go straight.
That you like other people’s kids a little too much
I can count on you having a roll of duct tape
You’ll be a felon, soon ?
Grape van
Don’t gotta say anything. You have the right to remain silent
There is, in fact, no free candy.
You fuck big-time.
Buffalo p_Cu
You have a quaalude connect from S Africa that everyone is jealous of
You may eat people.
you’re on a watch list
Puppies inside!
You bought a truck without the truck tax. Hopefully.
You live down by the river
You have puppies to lure children
Hoping you have a dirt bike or two in the back. That’d be cool
Human trafficking for sure
Parents with children will hold their hand if they see your car parked by the side of the road
HEY! There’s no candy or puppies in here🧐 uh oh
You’re a single dad and former major league baseball player who strives to raise your daughter outside of the hectic nature of New York City and relocates her to Fairfield, Connecticut where you work as a live-in housekeeper for a single advertising executive.
You’re either in the trades or into trafficking.
I WANT YOU.