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I’d take this over the leather sofa they called the Cimarron.

I forgot all about these. Would you pronounce it like you’re from France or Kentucky? (Is there even a Granada, France?)

by Nerdy_Fat_Guy

11 Comments

  1. Bubbly_Positive_339

    Pronounce it as… Garbage. Lincoln hasn’t been relevant since the 60s.

  2. JimBeam823

    Selling a fancy economy car as a luxury car can work—if you do it right.

    Start with a good car and disguise it just enough so that it’s not too obvious. Lexus GS is a fancy Camry, but the Camry is a good car. 

    Ford did none of these things. 

  3. idklol1023

    It may be basically a luxury Granada, but it’s still a great looking car.

  4. JGRACEFAN95

    Ahh the Lincoln Versailles. King of downsized malaise Lincoln goodness. Haha

  5. LimpMathematician247

    Granada was the last moorish possession in mainland Spain, so not in France. It’s where the Alhambra fortress/palace is located

  6. VegasTechGuy

    Cimarron was a car that we’d all like to forget ever existed.

  7. Yummy_Crayons91

    That should have the disc brake 9″ rear axle that will bolt into earlier Mustangs. I think that’s the thing Lincoln Versailles are best known for.

  8. StandupJetskier

    I knew a guy who had one years ago. Loved it, would have had a Mk 5 if he had the money. POS Grenada with better trim-vs a Cimmaron, I’d take the caddy with six and manual.

  9. Expert_Mad

    “It’s a palace! An actual palace like uh…”

    “Versailles!?”

    “No…”

    “Buckingham!?”

    “No…”

    “Disneyland!?”

    “No! What’s it called…Xanadu!”

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