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What kind of vehicle does he drive?


What kind of vehicle does he drive?

by HiTork

34 Comments

  1. An ancient Hyundai Tiburon or Gen1 Scion TC with going on 200k miles on Walmart rims with a Temu fartcan exhaust. The windows are cluttered with stickers for auto/audio accessory brands he cannot afford, he’s got waifu seat covers, and the dogshit, hastily applied window tint is peeling badly.

  2. RunninOnMT

    2012 Civic Si, one year after they killed the VTEC/8K redline in those things.

  3. BeginningRing9186

    Geo Metro with zombie hunter stickers

  4. The guy on the bottom doesn’t have a car, cops probably have an Explorer or Taurus, maybe Savanah swat van.

  5. Richard_Dick_Kickam

    Fiat punto cuz his father wont, or doesnt have enough money for anything usefull.

  6. Cottonjaw

    1999 Pontiac Gran Prix with hacked together stereo, visible wiring.  Calls it a sports car.  Tells people he’s “gonna LS swap soon”

  7. Prize-Trouble-7705

    Mom’s Sienna but only if he unloads the dishwasher before 5pm.

  8. 1DownFourUp

    Mall ninja life is expensive, he rides the bus

  9. LikeAnAdamBomb

    First gen Neon with lambo doors, with clearcoat chipping off the black paint, and waifu stickers on every window.

  10. MountainCry9194

    Doesn’t matter the question, the answer is always a PT Cruiser (used to be moms).

  11. DittoGTI

    EP Civic with anime stickers, shiny wheels and an exhaust

  12. Wasecha4739

    Do you mean what kind of car does his mom have? Noway he’s got wheels unless it’s a bicycle

  13. Lickthecactus

    Yaris with a Grand Turismo sticker in the window and a Super Mario soft toy hanging from the towing eye.

  14. Fabulous-Finding-647

    He doesn’t drive. He’s a passenger in his mom’s mini van.

  15. Relative-Dig-2389

    His Grandpa’s 2 door Pontiac Grand Prix he got when pawpaw died.

  16. Dry_Jello4161

    2002 Buick century. His gramps gave it to him.

  17. TheyCallMeMrMaybe

    His mom’s old base Ford Focus that’s been fitted with a katana shifter. It’s not even a manual. Wrapped in hentai, of course.

  18. zavtra13

    Bold of you to assume he has a drivers license.

  19. Mindless_Jicama8728

    Passenger seat of his mom’s 2011 Honda Odyssey

  20. ExiledSpaceman

    Have an old coworker like this, even has the mall ninja knives. He drives a 94 Celica.

  21. Fit-Entertainment830

    What ever the fuck his mom drives I guess.

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