A hippy GILF I’m going to get buzzed with before we bang in the bug
HarveyMushman72
A tenured professor with a tweed sport coat that was leather patches on the elbows.
Fran-Pan
Brazil
thefunk123
Fat but only from heavy drinking. Probably unemployed and calls himself a writer. Will probably make a lot of money writing one day. Has antiquated sometimes misogynistic opinions on women. It’s Charles bukowski. I thought he owned like 3 of these. And the shady dingy parking lot feeds into my analysis
Friar_Fuck_
That’s Bruce
He’s very wealthy, stylish, into racing, reads the WSJ in the lobby every morning with his well tempered small dog. Recently got the car back only for it to spit oil all over. He spent days cleaning the garage, and is very mad at the shop because he could’ve just bought a box engine and dropped it in instead of repairs.
Dsanse
Has a red nose and size 33 shoes.
huskerd0
A brother shamus
What like some kind of Irish monk?
Wtf you talkin about, imma dick! Like you, man!
Smooth-Apartment-856
Female owner in her 60’s. Probably single, though it could be due to divorce, being a widow, or never having been married in the first place. She’s been a bit quirky all her life. Her defining childhood memories revolve around hearing a cool aunt she adored talk about a mythical place called “Woodstock.”
She has a goofy tiny dog with an equally goofy hybrid breed name.
lifegoeson2702
Ted Bundy
SproketRocket
Retired aircraft mechanic, trimmed mustache and plaid shirt.
LeaderTheDeceiver
the former president of Uruguay José Mujica
ColXanders
Senior weatherman working for NOAA. Has a log book of every oil change, gas fill up, and mileage driven in the glove box.
Joblessmouse06
The person goes to the beach every week just to look sunset
AwesomeBantha
A resident of Singapore who probably only gets to drive it like 30 times a year
deathraft
Bubbly, happy drunk. Or the complete opposite, no in between.
MauserMama
Mrs Garrett from that 80s sitcom The Facts Of Life. She drove a VW Beetle.
Mullin20
One of the Libyans’ personal vehicles
Rockfish00
they’re out looking for bluey merch
Impossible_Okra
Someone who would get a short documentary Youtube video made about their quirky lifestyle stuck in some long gone decade.
Dj_Simon
A 19 year old Hawaiian in the early ’00s trying to look after her 7 year old sister.
InconvenientDictator
the wife of a Wehrmacht officer. she drives it to Gotenland every year since acquiring it in 1946 after her husband returned from the Eastern Front in triumph.
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a cool person
he is definitely austrian
Hitler
A hippy GILF I’m going to get buzzed with before we bang in the bug
A tenured professor with a tweed sport coat that was leather patches on the elbows.
Brazil
Fat but only from heavy drinking. Probably unemployed and calls himself a writer. Will probably make a lot of money writing one day. Has antiquated sometimes misogynistic opinions on women. It’s Charles bukowski. I thought he owned like 3 of these. And the shady dingy parking lot feeds into my analysis
That’s Bruce
He’s very wealthy, stylish, into racing, reads the WSJ in the lobby every morning with his well tempered small dog. Recently got the car back only for it to spit oil all over. He spent days cleaning the garage, and is very mad at the shop because he could’ve just bought a box engine and dropped it in instead of repairs.
Has a red nose and size 33 shoes.
A brother shamus
What like some kind of Irish monk?
Wtf you talkin about, imma dick! Like you, man!
Female owner in her 60’s. Probably single, though it could be due to divorce, being a widow, or never having been married in the first place. She’s been a bit quirky all her life. Her defining childhood memories revolve around hearing a cool aunt she adored talk about a mythical place called “Woodstock.”
She has a goofy tiny dog with an equally goofy hybrid breed name.
Ted Bundy
Retired aircraft mechanic, trimmed mustache and plaid shirt.
the former president of Uruguay José Mujica
Senior weatherman working for NOAA. Has a log book of every oil change, gas fill up, and mileage driven in the glove box.
The person goes to the beach every week just to look sunset
A resident of Singapore who probably only gets to drive it like 30 times a year
Bubbly, happy drunk. Or the complete opposite, no in between.
Mrs Garrett from that 80s sitcom The Facts Of Life. She drove a VW Beetle.
One of the Libyans’ personal vehicles
they’re out looking for bluey merch
Someone who would get a short documentary Youtube video made about their quirky lifestyle stuck in some long gone decade.
A 19 year old Hawaiian in the early ’00s trying to look after her 7 year old sister.
the wife of a Wehrmacht officer. she drives it to Gotenland every year since acquiring it in 1946 after her husband returned from the Eastern Front in triumph.
One of Herbie’s children!