Being the transport of choice for 100% of bingo players.
One_Marzipan_2631
Paedophiles
killing_carlo
I have an 02 and it’s either old people, drug dealers/pedos, or broke 20 year olds. I am the 3rd of those
Ima-Bott
Your grandmother
robbycough
Not knowing what we had until it was gone.
TijayesPJs442
“He died in the stop and shop”
ClaimImpossible6848
Inheritance
-Broken-Soul
Old people who shouldn’t be driving in the first place
HornedUpp_
6th owner crack addicts
NjoyLif
A few years ago? Retired people. Nowadays, crack enthusiasts.
truckinfarmer379
Old people who can’t drive
AshlandJackson
Oakland’s Hyphy Era
FortPickensFanatic
Copier salesmen
locxj
Bouncing along literally forever.
Trougius
Abuelita
ChemistRemote7182
Crashing grandpa’s former car and driving away from the scene
03_SVTCobra
Ah yes, like driving a couch around.
No_Afternoon1393
Crack dealers that operate at the local neighborhood dive bar where they throw their own parties to showcase their shitty rap cd they made and other gang members pack the place because he supplies them.
Zestyclose-Ad1569
Silver alerts.
-Sgt-Slaughter-
Substitute teachers
Educational_Fan4102
Underachieving grandkids
LoneWitie
Getting me through college reliably and comfortably because I didn’t care about looking like an old man
Bunny_Butt16
The left lane pace car
abyssea
George Costanza!
dfm503
People who wanted a Deville but compromised for the sake of reliability and reasonable fuel consumption. I own a 91 Deville, which is probably as reliable as they ever got, but damn the gas mileage kills. Lmao
Mofoblitz1
Grandpa refusing to buy a Camry because he must “buy American”
VegasTechGuy
The official car of ” you will die before the LeSabre does”
Carl_Azuz1
One of the best affordable daily’s in 2024
Complete-One-5520
Not getting pulled over because the cops assume you are an old man.
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31 Comments
The Senior PGA Tour
Grandpa can’t afford a Caddy
Being the transport of choice for 100% of bingo players.
Paedophiles
I have an 02 and it’s either old people, drug dealers/pedos, or broke 20 year olds. I am the 3rd of those
Your grandmother
Not knowing what we had until it was gone.
“He died in the stop and shop”
Inheritance
Old people who shouldn’t be driving in the first place
6th owner crack addicts
A few years ago? Retired people. Nowadays, crack enthusiasts.
Old people who can’t drive
Oakland’s Hyphy Era
Copier salesmen
Bouncing along literally forever.
Abuelita
Crashing grandpa’s former car and driving away from the scene
Ah yes, like driving a couch around.
Crack dealers that operate at the local neighborhood dive bar where they throw their own parties to showcase their shitty rap cd they made and other gang members pack the place because he supplies them.
Silver alerts.
Substitute teachers
Underachieving grandkids
Getting me through college reliably and comfortably because I didn’t care about looking like an old man
The left lane pace car
George Costanza!
People who wanted a Deville but compromised for the sake of reliability and reasonable fuel consumption. I own a 91 Deville, which is probably as reliable as they ever got, but damn the gas mileage kills. Lmao
Grandpa refusing to buy a Camry because he must “buy American”
The official car of ” you will die before the LeSabre does”
One of the best affordable daily’s in 2024
Not getting pulled over because the cops assume you are an old man.