Does NOT need to be the vehicles pictured. You are carrying only 100lbs of drugs per run, so any vehicle that can fit two duffel bags will work. You will be driving from the Mexican border to New York State.
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You need an unassuming vehicle for cross country drug transportation. What do you choose?
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Nice try, Fed boi!
Nice try fed but I would probably go with the Kia CUV I don’t even know what it’s called. It’s so boring. It looks like a lazy copy of a Subaru Crosstrek you know the one I mean?
Subaru Outback or Legacy.
Definitely a Chevy Equinox
A Chrysler Pacifica in an unassuming shade of gray, with a light coating of dust. I know it wasn’t one of the choices, but you can pick up a fairly low mile used Pacifica for not all that much more than 20K. It’s got a 19-gallon fuel tank and a 29-mile per gallon highway rating. I’m sure you want to keep as much of those drug profits as possible, right?
These are horrible suggestions. You want a grey 2018 VW Tiguan with a bootleg Harry Potter deathly hollows symbol, Star Wars family, Watkins window stickers and a laminated apartment parking pass on the dash.
Completely invisible.
Pontiac Aztek easily
Mini van
Any generation Ford F-150, nobody would notice you
2013 F-150 King Ranch
A 2012 Chevy Equinox, silver, 2WD with at least one plastic wheel cover missing and a cracked windshield and a few minor dents. A literal ghost car.
Crown Vic seems like the best choice
Gray Toyota Sienna, 3rd gen (2010-2020). It has a built-in cloaking device.
These all look really suspicious.
2018 Toyota Highlander Hybrid with Honor Student and Stick Family stickers
Any rental spec Toyota or Mazda
The suburban. All the durability of the Crown Vic, the cargo capacity of the Caravan, and the anonymity of the Toyota.
Tahoe. It’s comfy, and nobody gives a shit about old SUVs
Any vehicle with a legit gov badge.
The Chrysler minivan would be perfect if it was beige rather than red.
Throw a Disney bumper stick on it, a couple of door dings, and the kilos are shippin’!
a dusty 2017 Ford Edge titanium
You’d want my car: a mid 2010’s CR-V in slate gray. Sometimes even I overlook it in parking lots.
The point is to be indistinguishable from background noise. To be forgotten two seconds after you were seen. You also want to be reliable, because being broken down draws attention.
The answer is so obvious.
Beige Buick. There are a million of them on the road and they all look exactly the same. Imagine being a cop and trying to get a witness statement: what year was it? ‘95? ‘05? Was it a Century? A LeSabre? A Regal? Was it Brown? Silver? Gold? If you left your house today, you probably saw 20 of them and don’t even remember.
Late model Grand Caravan (similar to pictured). Ubiquitous, has a 275 ho engine, and Stow n Go storage compartments under the floor.
None of the above. Ford F150.
Prius V with a “Baby on board” sticker
Tesla model Y
No Buick on the list? Tsk Tsk
Crown Vic, no contest. Mine is mouse-fur grey and is invisible, even at 15 over the limit.
Go with a Ford model T, its reliable and defies all logic making you less suspicious of trafficking illegal substances.
1998 Buick Lesabre
My old Latin teacher has a 2018-2019 ish Honda Odyssey with a bunch of pro life stickers on it. I’d probably use that.
Nice try, officer.
Elantra N
Truck with a ladder rack(and ladder) safety cone in the bed magnetic stickers on the doors and You will never be stopped! 3 cops in 3 different states have told me this! I was a telephone cable splicer! Never been stopped in my work truck!🥃
Crown Vic might be getting a bit old at this point, but cars that are often used as unmarked cop or agency vehicles sound like a good idea. Not only will it make it a bit less likely to be pulled over, it will also make other drivers behave around you, lowering the chances that you end up in a crash
This is literally something I think about daily, among other odd day dreams I have. Like, what would I do if I won the lottery or could I win in a fight with my Bizzaro World twin. Anyways, I’d say a Grey 2017 Ford F-150 Super Crew with slightly tinted windows and ZERO stickers on it, especially the dealer sticker. No after market add-ons, completely stock.