Your uncle from Staten Island who moved to Florida but still comes up to visit relatives every now and then
NW_Forester
For as long as he can remember, he wanted to be a gangster.
Routine_Garden4354
Pimp
Trougius
Awesome that’s what
ChemistRemote7182
A 1970’s take on business casual clothing with a healthy helping of 1950s “starch your pants” passed on from a combination of parents and military service. Surprising amount of 70s jive lingo though, guy is a smooth operator and he’s got a new grandma’s number in the book every week.
Django_Unstained
Retiree of “waste management”
OliveAffectionate626
The Not Giver of Fucks!
2pac4lf
Kramer from Seinfeld with the Assman license plate.
ChillaryClinton69420
A man. A made man.
-Sgt-Slaughter-
Midget neural surgeon
7empestSpiralout
Rick James bitch!
dragon2knight1965
Old and patient!
MinivanPops
Has plenty of things stored in Crown Royal bags.
Mofoblitz1
Definitely not someone in Europe, saw a video of a Dutch guy looking for parking with a car like this and he just couldn’t!
Lostinaredzone
He’s 80. And he wants you off his lawn.
reficulmi
Makes 4-foot wide pancakes for his nephew’s birthday even though they barely know each other.
Keeps a hatchet in the trunk, and keeps it so sharp you could circumcise a gnat.
Sleepy_McSleepyhead
This is not a boat, it is a freighter.
AcrobaticHippo1280
Cosmo Kramer
Taidixiong
Even when there’s a backup camera, he doesn’t look at it.
RoseWould
Serbian hitman, never *wants* to go bowling, but does anyway. Can get free cab rides if its in the shop.
B_Williams_4010
Can’t fault their taste. Navigation skills, however….
RandomflyerOTR
Autistic 1st year University student who fucking LOVES luxobarges, and has taught themselves how to park a barge via video games.
Calm-Salamander-5307
John Gotti wanna be
ryt8
what are you gonna do, scuff the bumper? I think not.
flushbunking
A guy with too much & not enough money. Anyone who knows better knows.
ItAstounds
Wow it’s a two door
Ok_Stranger_9520
Classy dude with timeless taste
Wasecha4739
You don’t park a car like that.. you bring it in to port
tato_salad
Me id 100% have one on the street and have to Park it in the street. . please reddit buy me one I’ll keep you updated.
Oshawott51
His favorite musician is Tom Jones.
edfitz83
That’s got a 2 body trunk! Def a hit man who likes cannoli.
fatfiremarshallbill
A man who still gets his jeans dry cleaned with heavy starch.
focal_m3
Last name Pacino.
Jonny__99
He’s a bad mother (watch your mouth)
TheModeratorWrangler
Zoot suit, most likely has a Smokey Robinson tape somewhere inside the car.
Pootis_gaming_moment
Either he knows he has a classic and loves it or is your grandpa or uncle who drives a low mileage unrestored pristine luxury car they love to death.
bob-net-1979
Vinny
ProofMusic4630
My God, that Lincoln was the part of the last huge Lincolns and is about 50 years old. It’s a collector car now but not a 21st century daily driver….
Ckn-bns-jns
“Blue hair,” barely sees over the wheel, ash hanging off of her Virginia slim.
(Blue hair in past times context)
Hamilton-Beckett
They wear a gold chain, an exquisite pinky ring…and they parrralel park that bad boy with one hand while smoking a cigarette with the other.
In other words, they’re cool asf.
your_pal_mr_face
A man who supervises a trailer park up in Canada
InvertedEyechart11
Banacek
Steve539
Older Italian man in white tshirt and a gold horn on a gold chain…possibly named Tony or Pauly…probably yelling at someone as he parks it.
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Your uncle from Staten Island who moved to Florida but still comes up to visit relatives every now and then
For as long as he can remember, he wanted to be a gangster.
Pimp
Awesome that’s what
A 1970’s take on business casual clothing with a healthy helping of 1950s “starch your pants” passed on from a combination of parents and military service. Surprising amount of 70s jive lingo though, guy is a smooth operator and he’s got a new grandma’s number in the book every week.
Retiree of “waste management”
The Not Giver of Fucks!
Kramer from Seinfeld with the Assman license plate.
A man. A made man.
Midget neural surgeon
Rick James bitch!
Old and patient!
Has plenty of things stored in Crown Royal bags.
Definitely not someone in Europe, saw a video of a Dutch guy looking for parking with a car like this and he just couldn’t!
He’s 80. And he wants you off his lawn.
Makes 4-foot wide pancakes for his nephew’s birthday even though they barely know each other.
Keeps a hatchet in the trunk, and keeps it so sharp you could circumcise a gnat.
This is not a boat, it is a freighter.
Cosmo Kramer
Even when there’s a backup camera, he doesn’t look at it.
Serbian hitman, never *wants* to go bowling, but does anyway. Can get free cab rides if its in the shop.
Can’t fault their taste. Navigation skills, however….
Autistic 1st year University student who fucking LOVES luxobarges, and has taught themselves how to park a barge via video games.
John Gotti wanna be
what are you gonna do, scuff the bumper? I think not.
A guy with too much & not enough money. Anyone who knows better knows.
Wow it’s a two door
Classy dude with timeless taste
You don’t park a car like that.. you bring it in to port
Me id 100% have one on the street and have to Park it in the street. . please reddit buy me one I’ll keep you updated.
His favorite musician is Tom Jones.
That’s got a 2 body trunk! Def a hit man who likes cannoli.
A man who still gets his jeans dry cleaned with heavy starch.
Last name Pacino.
He’s a bad mother (watch your mouth)
Zoot suit, most likely has a Smokey Robinson tape somewhere inside the car.
Either he knows he has a classic and loves it or is your grandpa or uncle who drives a low mileage unrestored pristine luxury car they love to death.
Vinny
My God, that Lincoln was the part of the last huge Lincolns and is about 50 years old. It’s a collector car now but not a 21st century daily driver….
“Blue hair,” barely sees over the wheel, ash hanging off of her Virginia slim.
(Blue hair in past times context)
They wear a gold chain, an exquisite pinky ring…and they parrralel park that bad boy with one hand while smoking a cigarette with the other.
In other words, they’re cool asf.
A man who supervises a trailer park up in Canada
Banacek
Older Italian man in white tshirt and a gold horn on a gold chain…possibly named Tony or Pauly…probably yelling at someone as he parks it.
favorite movie is goodfellas
Now THAT is a veritable land yacht