2003 Buick century: it’s being sold at a used car dealer, the interior is mostly unstained and the paint is peeling in some places. $3500
2007 Volvo S60: it’s being sold by a high schooler who wants money for her college the interior smells like a Starbucks and the back seat is slightly torn, the car runs and drives but the transmission sometimes slips. $3250
1992 Honda Accord LX: it’s being sold by a guy who works at the local grocery store the interior is mint but there are some dings out on the exterior runs and drives but has 600,498 miles on it. $2400
2008 Ford f150: your feeling a little imasculated after your startup failed and are living with your mom so the answer is a pickup truck. The bed is slightly scuffed and the interior smells like Winston cigarettes and it burns a little oil but runs. $3000
1999 Volkswagen golf: it’s also being sold by a highschooler but this time because he was suspended from school. Interior is full of empty vape cartridges and homework sheets, the exterior is damaged and Sun burnt but it has been regularly maintained. $1900
2012 Ford escape hybrid: also being sold at the same dealer that the Buick is being sold at. Interior smells like tuna and theres a light on the dash. $4000
2008 scion xB: being sold on the side of the road, the interior looks clean but the rear bumper is dented in, and the bumper is covered with mom stickers. For sale sign says $3800
2009 Chevy traverse: your uncle has bought a new check sonic and doesn’t need this one anymore, interior is a little bit sticky and there’s Cheerios all over the floor
Has some coolant leaks but it runs and drives. $3900
2007 Toyota matrix: it has hippie flower stickers on the back and the driver side is missing it’s hub caps the engine has a slight knock. $4000
2003 Pontiac Aztec: unironicly it’s being sold by a chemistry teacher, it runs and drives but do you really want to be known as the guy who has an Aztec? $1800
1990 Oldsmobile Cutlass ciera: it’s being sold at the local retirement home you work at part time. It’s in practically new condition and it comes with a box full cassettes $1500
1997 Ford Taurus: it used to be a sort of company car at some point because It has numbers on the driver side fender interior is slightly sun damaged and the passenger mirror is missing. $2000
1987 Cadillac brougham: it’s being sold at the abandoned looking house next to yours and the owner is a little creepy. The leather is a cracked and it’s missing the rear bumper fillers has several bumper stickers on the back, and it smokes out of the exhaust. $1000
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The 92 accord. It’s barely broke in.
Edit: window says it’s a 91 and it’s only $1750 so either way I’m going for the accord.
Definately the Caddy. Nothing else materializes failed dreams like an old luxury car that is behind on maintainance.
That Scion XB is the most bulletproof car on the list
Is the startup called “los pollos hermanos”? If so in that alternative Universe of Breaking Bad i would choose a white Aztec.
That’s oddly specific. Is the Volvo girl nice? Add some more stains on the backseat and pay in starbucks
Cutlass. But if someone gets it before me, my second choice is the aztec.
Pff, i take the cheapest one get my shit in it and drive as far as I can from that god forsaken state
The Buick hands down
Aztec because how can it get worse! Plus you can live in it!
Easiest Aztek pick of my life
Cadillac for sure, mostly because I’ve always wanted one though
The Ford Escape has the same engine as the Ford Ranger had and the engine was indestructible. The Toyota, or Honda/Acura SUV would be a good option.
Give me that scion xB , or the Honda accord
Matrix. I had 2 Pontiac Vibes (basically same car) and they have been life savers at the time. Can’t go wrong with a Matrix
F150. Put a bit of money into cleaning up the inside, then it’ll be a good truck for the time being
century
The Cutlass. They were comfortable inside, and your engine choices were a Pontiac Iron Duke or the 3.3 V6 which was a debored, destroked Buick 3.8. Neither were sporty, but both were durable.
Me and that caddy are as one
well the smart choice is probably the buick. so i’ll go for the volvo
Volvo
3,5 or 9
Does the Buick have the 3800? That’s your choice if it does.
92 Accord
The Buick century with the 3800 engine. That V6 is the thing of Legends.
Anything that gets me out of California
Probably a beat up e46. Not a smart decision but I never claimed to be smart.
Volvo for sure. Half of these I’d rather kms than have to drive, let alone own.
Hard pass on the Ford Escape hybrid. The battery will need to be replaced soon. If you can find 1 (likely), then it will cost more than the asking price. Also pass on t he Golf, because Volkswagen.
I like the cheap-ass Cutlass Ciera, as long as it doesn’t have the Iron Puke
2nd choice is the Aztek, if you can stand to be see in it, or like to be ironic. Ugliness aside, it’s actually pretty practical. & cheap.
Taurus doesn’t sound bad.
Caddy but only if you plan an LS swap.
F one fittie
Only ONE failed startup? Do you even California bro?