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2007-2013 Chevrolet Avalanche: The Official Car Of?
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More bland than the first gen.
I want a truck but live in the city and have 0 need for one
Guys who have enough disposable income to buy Meguiar’s Plastic Restorer by the case because it takes a bottle a week to keep this thing from looking haggard.
Ewwww.
Kid you thinking its the coolest truck ever and wanting one based on its looks, then when you grow up you realize you need an actual truck, and that these being a suburban show off toy is the least of it’s problems.
I can’t believe how little headroom these had.
Boomers who want to own a truck but secretly want the enclosed cargo space of a van, so they buy something that sucks at doing both. Except it isn’t cool like a ute would be, and they always go on and on and on about hating Honda Ridgelines.
“I need a suburban but I don’t want to be that dad that drives a suburban”
Americas answer to few Subaru brat/baha.
I just heard Jeff Foxworthy in my head say “yall git in the truck were goin’ to the bighouse”
A woman’s 3rd marriage car. She will claim the lawyers advised her to get the maximum child support.
ah, the NotSilverado™
for when you want something that’s just a disappointment.
you’re not sure if it’s you, or the car. but something’s off.
The official car of Locksmiths for some reason. Jake Baaaaaaaaaaaaahns.
Middle class suburban Mexican trump supporters.
In the closet Republicans
Middle management suburb dwellers that occasionally need to go to Home Depot.
but we have a Silverado EV at home
My cousin has one and I want it sooo bad!!!
The wife wanted a Suburban but I wanted a pickup truck. So we compromised.