If I go in reverse fast enough, I’ll travel back in time to before I got into this mess!
Impossible_Okra
Come on Morty we need to go on an adventure because I’m Pickle Rick!
REDDITSHITLORD
Driving backwards is negative speed, so all I gotta do is back up at 15mph over this stretch, and the technically I was doing 70!
sparrow_42
All he can hear in his head right now is the Dukes of Hazard theme song.
Mofoblitz1
Maybe the Coors Lite Bar is right there if I just back into my spot…
BCASL
I’m tow mater
TenaciousLilMonkey
Former Ram owner bringing their shenanigans to the Ford side!
998876655433221
He’s thinking about the ramifications of his impending third DUI
JinNJ
But officer, I’m not driving. Clearly I’m reversing.
FoxInATrenchcoat
I paid for all the gears but I haven’t used reverse enough.
ZuStorm93
Crazyass white boi!
DifferentHat284
“Gotta reverse the mileage before selling my truck!!”
CementCrack
What is the cop thinking? One hand on the wheel one aiming a gun. Don’t half ass two things, whole ass one. That’s how you shoot into oncoming traffic lmao.
ThrowRA_6784
“I was just tryna back it in officer I didn’t see ya” (belch)
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If I go in reverse fast enough, I’ll travel back in time to before I got into this mess!
Come on Morty we need to go on an adventure because I’m Pickle Rick!
Driving backwards is negative speed, so all I gotta do is back up at 15mph over this stretch, and the technically I was doing 70!
All he can hear in his head right now is the Dukes of Hazard theme song.
Maybe the Coors Lite Bar is right there if I just back into my spot…
I’m tow mater
Former Ram owner bringing their shenanigans to the Ford side!
He’s thinking about the ramifications of his impending third DUI
But officer, I’m not driving. Clearly I’m reversing.
I paid for all the gears but I haven’t used reverse enough.
Crazyass white boi!
“Gotta reverse the mileage before selling my truck!!”
What is the cop thinking? One hand on the wheel one aiming a gun. Don’t half ass two things, whole ass one. That’s how you shoot into oncoming traffic lmao.
“I was just tryna back it in officer I didn’t see ya” (belch)
Gotta drive backwards to keep the mileage down.