he’s explaining why he doesn’t care that his kids don’t talk to him
SuspiciousCitus
This is from the pilot of a show “egg land” it reminds me of some of the characters portrayed on regular car reviews. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eGbU76yMSI&t](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eGbU76yMSI&t)
TheKiltedYaksman71
It’s one of 300 built in April 2004 in Magnetic Red, and still has the original floor mats!
NW_Forester
This here is the last true corvette.
Ornage_crush
“Hey, check it out! I paid 15 grand and got a car that can punch SO far above its weight, that even at 20-27 years old, it can keep up with, or beat, a whole lot of new iron.”
slater_just_slater
“I pulled myself up from my bootstraps and got a job in a union factory right out of high school. I retired at 55 with a full pension.”
“Kids today don’t wanna work”
damngoodengineer
Let me see your warface
Expert_Mad
“You need white sneakers and jean shorts? I got a guy…”
Lord-Hyperion
He’s saying “For the best car insurance rates in town call 1 800 general now!”
ice_jj
No matter what anyone else says, he isn’t in a mid life crisis…
Glass-Situation4099
Slurs
masoflove99
“Dem [YOUR CHOICE OF RACIAL SLUR AGAINST BLACK PEOPLE], I’ll tell ya what.”
Ledezmv
I’ll tell you what a real Corvette owner told me when I took my ford to get her wheels changed. This S.O.B. told me they’re actually pretty cheap you can get you a good one for only 20 grand
FlamingoRush
Oh I wish I had a Miata
Ok-Salary-5777
Probably talking about how his C5 is a “one-of-a-kind” model because it’s in a specific color with a specific set of wheels with a specific option pack or whatever.
CaptainPrower
“You gonna keep that brass, sonny?”
Ill_Pace_5911
I just don’t know why in the hell people are ruining these cars with those big ass ugly wheels.
Wilson2424
Any firearms enthusiasts here? Cause that guy loves his Colt 1911 with wood grips and hates all black and scary guns lol.
Legitimate_Life_1926
“You see it’s 1 of 1 because they only made X amount in this color, and X amount with this interior spec, and X amount has this rock chip right here, and only this one 30 farts stored in the front seat, so it’s a one off1!1!1”
RatioPuzzleheaded103
Custom made, one of a kind 2005, let me show you how they modified it so I could reach the peddles & see over the dashboard by not having to use a phone book to sit on.
Fit-Fix-6373
C5 isn’t anything to be unhappy about
PhillipAlanSheoh
Are you them kids that’s been whackin’ in my tool shed?
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he’s explaining why he doesn’t care that his kids don’t talk to him
This is from the pilot of a show “egg land” it reminds me of some of the characters portrayed on regular car reviews. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eGbU76yMSI&t](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eGbU76yMSI&t)
It’s one of 300 built in April 2004 in Magnetic Red, and still has the original floor mats!
This here is the last true corvette.
“Hey, check it out! I paid 15 grand and got a car that can punch SO far above its weight, that even at 20-27 years old, it can keep up with, or beat, a whole lot of new iron.”
“I pulled myself up from my bootstraps and got a job in a union factory right out of high school. I retired at 55 with a full pension.”
“Kids today don’t wanna work”
Let me see your warface
“You need white sneakers and jean shorts? I got a guy…”
He’s saying “For the best car insurance rates in town call 1 800 general now!”
No matter what anyone else says, he isn’t in a mid life crisis…
Slurs
“Dem [YOUR CHOICE OF RACIAL SLUR AGAINST BLACK PEOPLE], I’ll tell ya what.”
I’ll tell you what a real Corvette owner told me when I took my ford to get her wheels changed. This S.O.B. told me they’re actually pretty cheap you can get you a good one for only 20 grand
Oh I wish I had a Miata
Probably talking about how his C5 is a “one-of-a-kind” model because it’s in a specific color with a specific set of wheels with a specific option pack or whatever.
“You gonna keep that brass, sonny?”
I just don’t know why in the hell people are ruining these cars with those big ass ugly wheels.
Any firearms enthusiasts here? Cause that guy loves his Colt 1911 with wood grips and hates all black and scary guns lol.
“You see it’s 1 of 1 because they only made X amount in this color, and X amount with this interior spec, and X amount has this rock chip right here, and only this one 30 farts stored in the front seat, so it’s a one off1!1!1”
Custom made, one of a kind 2005, let me show you how they modified it so I could reach the peddles & see over the dashboard by not having to use a phone book to sit on.
C5 isn’t anything to be unhappy about
Are you them kids that’s been whackin’ in my tool shed?
That he owns the last good looking Corvette